cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally stopped working for a second
vaginalsalsa: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks This is what Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off that is beautiful
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
letsdosomemaf: Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.
I get to hang with Gillian tomorrow 😍😏😎